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What a way the bad flu tek over St. Thomas? Mi hear say almost 200 students at Yallahs Primary School in St Thomas and 25 per cent of its teacher complement were absent from class because of flu-like symptoms accompanied by fever, severe joint pains and rashes. On Sunday, at the Children’s Hospital, police were called in after a mother attacked a security guard in the middle of mass confusion because of a shortage of doctors, and the refusal of doctors to issue antibiotics to worried mothers. The country ah get maddddd!!!!!!

All hail the new Police Commissioner. Dr Carl Williams has been officially sworn in as Police Commissioner of the Jamaica Constabulary Force (JCF).

Dancehall superstar Adidja ‘Vybz Kartel’ Palmer and his two co-accused, Vanessa ’Gaza Slim’ Saddler and Andre ‘Pim Pim’ Henry, will return to court on Monday, September 23 for another mention of their attempting to pervert the course of justice case.

Vybz Kartel aka Addi the Innocent has a new release, Take Yu Time, on the Tanbad riddim which has racked up 22,000 views on youtube. The man say him happy like school over. MADDDDD!!!! GREATEST OF ALL TIME!!!

Quick Cook and Popcaan are at it again!!! Quick Cook just posted this on whats app moments ago: “People, after mi deh ya a focus pon mi career and further upliftments, some a them a call up mi name bout mi battyman, so if mi a batty man why yuh a call up mi name frock-caan ?? After me go Costa Rica fee days ago and bunnnnnnn up some show, a the whole Costa Rica a say Quick Cook ! You, likkle bwoy, go deh AFTER me and a call up mi name pon fuckry, yuh no see say yah idiot? Wetbread you guh ute !! #soak. People look pon da picture ya, from you see this you see who a the real fish watch the leaning frock-caan”.

He then posts a suggestive pic of Popcaaan which we will no republish here.

Dancehall superstar Macka Diamond has no time for the haters, she is busy spending time with her family and worshipping her God. She is now in Canada where she spent time with her son on his birthday and accompanied her mom to church. Check out her Instagram post: http://instagram.com/p/s74AhcMvce/

Dancehall artiste Rickey Teetz is knocking on the door of becoming a household name with his breakthrough single, Tip Yuh which has almost 400,000 views on youtube.

Reggae artiste Aduka is generating a buzz with his latest single and video, Rasta Dawta’.

Reggae artiste R Embassida is getting a lot of radio play with his breakout hit, Why’, which asks tough questions of the political directorate, and the wider Jamaican society.

In 1974, a 32-year-old Jamaican singer called Carl Douglas was hoping to release a single called I Wanna Give You My Everything. One afternoon, his label’s head of A&R announced that the single could come out as soon as it had a B-side, and asked his colleagues to sift through Douglas’s recordings for suitable candidates. He went to lunch, came back an hour later and was greeted by a defiantly absurd disco banger by the name of Kung Fu Fighting.