Day: November 5, 2013

Macka Diamond, who is now in Paris for a show, recently hooked up with the insanely popular Trabass Tv to do a spoof of her ‘Body Calling’ video.

There is a bonafide man shortage in Jamaica, but this is ridiculous. Check out these girls who buss a fight over a DEAD man in Jamaica.

Girls from Tawes Pen buss a fight over a gangster while the body was being interred at Dovecot.

A recent scientific student into the long-term effects of the ‘Sky Daggering’ practice that originated in Jamaica several years ago has been completed after years of arduous and painstaking work. The study shows shocking results that years after participating in said dances, plump Jamaican females have a virtual laundry list of physical and psychological problems including slipped discs, strains, sprains, bruises, dislocations, fractures and concussions.

Tessanne won a standing ovation with a emotionally charged take of Jimmy Cliff’s ‘Many Rivers to Cross’ that made Jamaicans proud.
“I know what its like to cry tears of joy,” commented judge Christina Aguilera.

Fans are being encouraged to vote for Tessanne by logging on to www.thevoice.com or buying her performances on The Voice on iTunes.
Each song purchased adds five votes to Chin’s tally. In this section of the competition 20 finalists are vying for a spot in the top 12.
Votes may also be cast by calling 1877-553-3710.

Bolt revealed that he gorged down on hundreds of nuggets during his recent participation in the Olympics because of dodgy Chinese cuisine. Maybe the fastest man on the planet is angling for a big fat McDonald’s contract where he can shill for the multinational company.

Well done Tessanne. Your soul and your heart are the most endearing things about u, and your voice aint half bad either.