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Entertainment News Written by  ABENA Wednesday, 11 August 2010 03:28 font size decrease font size increase font size 0
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Memba when we used to have Jokify Wednesdays, and talk up a bagga tings, well mi a go start it off wid these jokes mi girlfriend send to me yesterday. People, mi nuh worry when some Internet badman come pon the website and ah talk up a bagga tings. Mi know say mi a bad gyal, mi can defend myself, mi is a gyal eva have my pepper spray, some ah dem man ya only a gwaan like dem a bad man, but when dem go ah dem yard, dem a wash dem gyal draws and ah mek she siddown and piss inna dem face, yea, ah dat mi say.  

 


These jokes are entitled "AND THAT'S HOW THE FIGHT STARTED...."


My wife and I were watching "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered. I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And that's how the fight started …

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Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.' My loving wife of 10 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?'
And that's how the fight started …
****

I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. 'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.' He said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?' 'Nah, she can order for herself.'
And that's how the fight started …
****

A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband,
'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's darn near perfect.'
And that's how the fight started




 

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