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Beenie and Kartel gone a foreign/Wha Wrong wid Lucky British Featured

Entertainment News Written by  ABENA Tuesday, 14 December 2010 03:38 font size decrease font size increase font size 0
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How some gyal ah gwaan like dem hot and dem have double chin? Mi go Higgler Nettie dance rounda Hillview last weekend and mi frighten fi see so much gyal inna the dance wid double chin. MASSAGE OONU CHIN, or lose the weight, stop stuff oonu face wid the bagga Xmas food, regulate the ting because it nuh look good. People, mi caan believe say Kartel ah go small island this year instead of Sting, the man ah go de ah St. Maarten at the Ambiance Club on Sunday, December 26 fi sign CDs and take pictures wid him foreign fans, so nu Kartel fi Sting, wah Laing ah go do? And how come Laing ah say Kartel and Mavado ah lead Jamaica astray when the whole of Corporate Jamaica ah flock to dem, COURTS, CLARO, LIME, DIGICEL, even RED STRIPE. Laing, trouble nuh set like rain.
03 ON THE ROAD - NATURAL BLACK by millsydon

 

 

BEENIE MAN HOT AGAIN
People, mi tell yu say mi deejay hot again, him nuh stop travel!!! Africa fi two weeks, then Canada fi one week, now him gone ah small foreign, then Guyana pon Wednesday and him ah stop inna Trinidad when him ah come back pon Friday, the man ting amp up fi the Christmas.


KARTEL GONE AH BAHAMAS THIS WEEKEND
Vybz Kartel ah go ballistic overseas, everybody want him. This week, him have a show inna St. Maarten pon Wednesday, then him have a show in the Bahamas on Friday, then him have GAZA ROLLOUT inna Trelawny pon Saturday, the man book out solid right now. Next week, him ah Anguilla pon Boxing Day and another small island the day after, the man run the Caribbean right now, but when him ah go get back him Canadian and US work permit dem?

 

LUCKY BRITISH MONEY RUN OUT
How Lucky British say him is the Bill Gates of Jamaica and him mek a girl, Sandy Buckers, kick him outta the apartment and now him nuh have no where fi stay. How dem so hype and mi bredda babymother have more money than dem? Weh dem feel like? Mi spot him ah one dance over the weekend and not even a bottle of water mi see him buy, a wah?

 


WHO THE FUCK IS GRAVE MOLDER?
From the other day, mi a read da yute ya rhymes, and mi affi say, yute yu hard, yu caaan mek Claude Mills gi yu two write up and send u career to the universe, yu talented my yute. But who is Mizza Cakesoap. him go hard pon yu. Check the rhymes:

skull crack neck pop tripe drop bwoi cya tek shot
from dem ya kalignikov wen dem a buss hot
shop a lock bar a lock cop a seh wa dat
deh whole carribean hear dem ya shots
haitians tink anotha earthquake a come back
dem need shovel fi peel yuh off de block
a me a night time a peel of ya madda frack awoah!
ana seh ummm!!! humm!!! like merital
cas dat pussy fat! when cocky drop pussy flat!
real badmon model inna clawwwk
but yuh a use mouth tek gal panty offfffff
yuh ano badman at all
ana use straw fi suck gal pussy off
pon deh gaza deh commandment yah say
no pussy suckin round here no batty fuckin roun here
pagan like yuh cyaa come roun here!
jah ago bun ya rass be prepare i swear


PEOPLE WAAN KNOW...

 

When we can pick up wi ZIP calendar?

If French Connection ah go mad again this year? Fort Charles here I come.


Wonder what mi a go wear go Roll Out over Mas Camp pon the 18th, the ting ah go sick.

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